Catfight III

UPDATED below.

Malkin: The trouble with Meghan McCain

Meghan might want to watch out for this one. Michelle probably knows karate.

Just thought I’d throw in a little racism with my sexism.

And since this whole “catfight” thing isn’t bringing the traffic like I’d hoped, maybe bringing back the fake Michelle Malkin bikini picture will!

Let me reiterate: the above picture is fake. Michelle is way better looking than that.

But hey, the Sarah Palin bikini thing worked for R.S. McCain, and that was fake, too.

UPDATE – Smitty writes:

Rule 5 has a Photoshop Is ++Ungood clause. Our aesthetic sensibility hinges upon appreciation of the Creator’s handiwork.

Duly noted and appreciated. In keeping with Rule 5’s river-bottom purpose – the shameless pursuit of traffic – I’ll leave the post as-is. However, I will endeavor to adhere to both the letter and spirit of the law in the future.

Question, though: does the Photoshop is ++Ungood clause include airbrushing?