Wow, that really is a lame slogan.

So the DNC had a contest to see who could come up with the best anti-Rush Limbaugh billboard slogan.

They apparently got about 80,000 submissions. Here’s the one they thought was best:

Underwhelmed? Yeah, me too. What did they do, throw a banana into a barrel and see which submission got stuck in the monkey’s butt as it jumped in after it?

“Americans didn’t vote for…” Who did Americans vote for? Barack Obama.

“…a rush to failure.” What are we rushing? The bailouts.

The DNC thinks President Obama is rushing to failure with these trillions of dollars in bailouts?

I know, that’s not what they meant. They’re going for the cutesy double-entendre with “rush” and “failure.” You know, Rush said he wanted President Obama to fail.

But that’s not how it came out. That’s not what the ordinary citizen is going to see. People! At least make sure the “R” in “rush” is bigger, so it looks capitalized! Use a picture of the guy’s face so people understand who you’re talking about!

How in the world are we getting our butts handed to us by these people? Just how bad is our side?