Willis, Heming, Ford, Flockhart, and Moore. Demi Moore, not that rotund liberal guy

One of these things is not like the other:

That’s Bruce Willis (I’m a big fan) and his new wife Emma Heming. Yeah, the model. He’s 54, she’s 30 (age ratio: 1.8).

Willis, you will recall, has three children with former wife Demi Moore. That means he went from this:

To this:

I simply can not tell you how much respect and admiration I have for this man.

By the way, that’s Ashton Kutcher in the picture with Demi Moore. She’s 45, he’s 31 (age ratio: 0.69). They’re married, and were both invited to – and attended – the Willis-Heming wedding. I find it both wonderful that they can get along so well, and a little uncomfortable that they get along so well.

What’s it all mean? Willis and Moore’s oldest daughter has a step-father who’s 11 years older than she is, and a step-mother who’s 10 years older and will make her invisible to any boy she brings home. Ever.

Of course, Mom might have done that, too.

Kutcher, by the way, was recently tweeting marriage advice. Check it out.

Now. One of these things is not like the other:

That’s Han Solo, who’s 66 now, and his new fiancee Calista Flockhart, 44 (age ratio: 1.5). Ford “was thought to be marriage-leary [sic] after his divorce from writer Melissa Mathison cost him $85 million.” Yet he’s engaged again. Now that’s courage.

And one more thing: “When 66 years of age you reach, fill out a t-shirt like this you will not, hmmm?”

Just a little Rule 5 action…for the ladies.