A 15,000 pound threesome

Pundette:

In other animal news, 5500 pound Happy the hippo is moving from DC to a “swanky” new home in Milwaukee where he will room with prospective girlfriends Patty and Puddles, who have no idea how their lives are about to change.

Here’s hoping Patty and Puddles aren’t looking for someone with a more athletic build.

UPDATE – SLoganLanche! With some Instaseconds coming up, too!

I love how I’m the smallest blogger on Suzanna’s list.