Dr. Dolly
Dolly Parton graduates from college:
Award-winning entertainer, businesswoman and education advocate Dolly Parton has a new title.
“Just think, I am Dr. Dolly!” she said Friday after receiving an honorary doctorate of humane and musical letters from the University of Tennessee in Knoxville.
Of course, there was no point ignoring the elephant(s) in the room:
Always joking about her buxom figure, she added, “So when people say something about ‘Double-D,’ they will be thinking of something entirely different.”
I had a crush on Dolly for years, ever since I saw a copy of this poster at a friend’s house:
Said crush ended right around the time she did…this:
Dear…God…What is it that makes people think they look better like that?
Men, even:
It is possible to age gracefully without the knives. At least…geez, I’m kind of looking around for a picture of an older star – Cheryl Ladd, Jaclyn Smith, Lynda Carter, Jane Seymour – who didn’t have surgery or anything like that, but it’s hard to tell. At least they didn’t turn out like Dolly did.
On the other hand, am I being too snobbish? Is there really so much difference between using a skin cream every day and getting botox?
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