Rule 2 Sunday

If you’re looking at this: click a few links. Pick a few. Any few. Click. They’ll open in a new window (all of them in the same new window), so you don’t have to keep clicking your back button.

Or go down the list and click them all. Seriously. When you don’t click nobody wins. Except me, I guess – I mean, you are here. Still, I win more when other bloggers see me on their referral lists. So click!

And then click again!

And again!

Onward, before I start to rant:

• Sean King (the blogger, not the quarterback) wishes somebody would stick him with toothpicks.

• Sheesh. Next thing you know, Chris Wysocki will be walking from place to place. With his feet. Instead of using his Segue.

• Stacy McCain thinks he’s Switzerland or something.

• Paco Enterprises has excellent taste. Excellent taste.

• Some time ago, Jimmie at The Sundries Shack correctly noted the difference between The Trog and Trogdor:

That, by the way, is Troglopundit and not Trogdorpundit. To my knowledge, Lance does not burninate the countryside. Or the peasants in their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!



Well of course not. Peasants are too stringy for The Trog, who prefers eyeless fish and/or bacon cheese rolls with beer.

• I’m going to change my name from “The TrogloPundit” to “A TrogloPundit” in time for Carol’s next Reacharound Saturday.

• Fred Dooley: The Uke coulda took ‘im!

• In their defense, Warren Zevon was probably liberal like them.

• Smitty is either a tall shapely blonde in a prom dress or a Munchkin. Or I guess he could be a falling house.

• Only three days now, by my count.

• Somebody tell Gatordoug he’s going to make himself crazy trying to keep up with liberal logic. I believe I once described it as:

The mental gymnastics required are…well, let’s just call them extensive. Exhausting. They leave me feeling like I pulled a muscle in my brain. Like I got a job as a circus contortionist, except I haven’t so much as touched my own toes in the last twenty years.

Oh, and by the way: the SEC sucks.

• Grandpa Steve three-leaf-clovers hippies? Am I missing something?

• Donald Douglas likes girls with potbellies.

• Blogprof’s sister is hot.

• Fisherville Mike compares Nancy Pelosi to Carrie Prejean. Mike, please, I’m trying to eat, here.

• Track’a’Crat channels Chris Rock.

• Anne Leary, who took the single best photograph of the 2008 Republican National Convention, seems to think that President Obama’s past votes on abortion are important or something.

• Pat in Shreveport: Yes, somebody’s telling you to bend over and spread ‘em; no, it’s not your proctologist.

• Pundette is all for the Right to Bare Arms, and she doesn’t just mean Michelle Obama.

• Why does HotMES hate men?

• And last but not least, will Clever S. Logan do awkward things on purpose to keep a blog feature going? Or…will she even have to?

Thanks all, and as always: if you’ve linked to me, let me know. I will link back!