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Cops: Driver was under influence of bowl of cereal
NEEDHAM, Mass. – A Massachusetts man may wish he had breakfast in bed instead of in his car. Police said a man who was stopped for erratic driving on Central Avenue last week was eating a bowl of cereal and milk while he drove. He told officers he was hungry.
Lt. John Schlittler told The Boston Globe that the 48-year-old man, whose name was not released, was also driving with an expired license. The man has been cited for unlicensed operation, failure to stay in lanes and operating to endanger.
Schlittler didn’t know what kind of cereal the driver was eating.
I feel oddly comforted that the cops didn’t bother finding out what kind of cereal it was.
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I once watched in amazement as the guy who pulled up next to me at a tollbooth was eating a bowl (yes a bowl) of soup. He held the bowl with one hand and the spoon with the other. He steered with his knees and stuck the spoon in the soup to toss his quarters into the toll basket.
I can’t cast stones on eating drivers, as I always ate my cereal in the car on my way to work (before I started working from home). However, I once drove by a man (on a California freeway) who was shaving his face. And that was odd.
It was obviously froot loops. Duh.