Bet you don’t think I can take the word “salt” and make it into a multi-tiered Rule 5 post.

Suckers.

News: Angelina Jolie taken to hospital after movie set accident

Angelina Jolie was taken to the hospital Friday after getting hurt on the set of her new movie, TMZ.com first reported.

The star was filming scenes for the upcoming thriller, Salt, in New York’s Long Island when she bumped her head.

…Although some filming continued while she was being examined, the star returned to the set and continued shooting.

Note: the above picture is not an actual representation of the accident.

“Salt,” set for release next year, is your standard CIA-agent-falsely-accused-goes-rogue-to-clear-her-own-name kind of thing.

In other Angelina Jolie news, producers are looking to cast somebody else – somebody younger – in the role of Lara Croft in the next installment of that [really, really awful] series:

Could Megan Fox replace Angelina Jolie as the star of the Tomb Raider franchise? Terminator Salvation executive producer Dan Lin dropped a bombshell to about.com at the premiere of the new Christian Bale film, saying that he’s planning to reboot Lara Croft as an origin story… Fox, 23, might be at the top of the list to take on the role.

Too old to play the role that made you famous. Ouch. Salt in the wound, man.

Also on that theme, actress/model Molly Sims totally disses Jessica Biel’s acting career:

Molly Sims: I Have a “Girl Crush” on Jessica Biel

Watch out, Justin Timberlake!

Molly Sims isn’t afraid to admit she’s got a girl crush on the singer’s girlfriend, Jessica Biel.

“I think her body is insane,” the former Las Vegas star, 36, told Usmagazine.com at a Burberry event in NYC Thursday.

Biel recently told Allure Magazine that being “too good-looking” has been bad for her career.

And now here comes Sims, loving her for her body only. Man, I get sick of that.

Suckers.