Sucktastic. Suckerrific. Sucktacular. Suckadelic.

Also known as Rule #1.

Gatordoug writes:

One of my favorite blogging role models, Robert Stacy McCain sucks! He even says so, so it must be true. What really sucks about his sucking though is this. Apparently I have caught the BSV(Blogger Suckage Virus) from him.

He did not make these lists of best blogs, apparently because he sucks! I thought nothing of this obvious travesty, until I noted that I didn’t make the either, hence The next bit of evidence of my SUCKALICIOUSNESS? This list of the hottest Conservatve male bloggers. No RS McCain, and no ME either! Again, SUCKAPALOOZA!

Ooh, only “one of” his favorite blogging role models? Ouch. That must really suck, huh Stacy?

Stacy McCain, who received not one, but two Instalanches today…on the same post…backs up his claim to sucktosity by pointing to Allahpundit, who never, ever links him. No links. None. Nada. Nichts. Nichevo.

One does wonder why that is. I mean, how can a guy who graces Instapundit’s page with Althousian frequency fail to receive any links from Allahpundit? How?

The thought occurs: Allahpundit’s doing it on purpose. In which case…

Hey, Allahpundit, you know what would really get McCain’s goat?

Link me. Lots.

Hey, don’t look at me like that. It’s McCain’s own fault. He taught me about Rule #1.