Carol goes to the mattresses

Title’s colloquially inaccurate, but fans of No Sheeples Here should get the reference anyway.

My original title for this post was “Showing respect for the Trogfather,” sub-titled: “whining pays off.”

See, yesterday I noted that nobody’d done any unsolicited photoshops for me in a while. It wasn’t meant to be a roundabout solicitation, but it kinda turned out that way.

Carol wrote:

The atmosphere around Uranus has become clouded with backdoor trumpeting ever since Trogpiles got ninety-leven mentions at The Other McCain last week AND made John Hawkins’ Top 40 Conservative Blogs 2009 (Version 2.0).

Being the kind and cuddly schmooze that I am, I created an honorific graphic and posted a congratulatory article lauding his accomplishment. Let me tell ya, it’s been bologna sandwich essence over at Trogman’s place ever since.

Trog Lips then menacingly boasted that it had been almost a week since anybody made him a new graphic in an unsolicited manner. I have emailed the above graphic to Trog because now it’s “Blog Wars—Attack of the Cabbage Captivators”.

Wow. I haven’t heard that many gastronomical euphemisms since Grandpa Steve’s last birthday party.

Oh, here’s the graphic:

It’s not the eyeless fish, you know. It’s the phosphorescent moss. Does it to me every time.

Step into my cave, Carol…

UPDATE – Thanks to Carol’s comment, this post is now the fifth hit on any google search for “Uhluht’c.”