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My first “Michael Jackson is still alive” story (fonts and other emphases in the original):
MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE! Pop King faked his death, say sources, adding, ‘Comeback tour will be biggest in music history’
Billions of people around the world think pop genius Michael Jackson is dead and set to be buried but nothing could be further from the truth.
In fact, say sources in a position to know, the superstar faked his death to escape the crushing pressures of life in a fishbowl – and he is now socked away in an undisclosed location in Eastern Europe, possibly Hungary, far from the clamor of paparazzi covering his “autopsy” and “funeral” in southern California.
And in the strangest twist of all, say the insiders, once he’s rested and ready, Jackson, 50, will blow the lid off his own hoax – and embark on the most spectacularly lucrative concert tour in the history of rock ‘n’ roll.
I wonder how many people are getting just a little lawyered up, just in case this is true.
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Pingback by It begins « Michael Jackson Is Dead : StarLogz.com | June 30, 2009
oh come on guys…if hes dead please explain why there’s a body! just move on…michael is not going to wake up. i’m sorry. i loved him too, but we need to accept it and move on…its what he would have wanted. =]
Comment by anoniymous | July 2, 2009
No one in the media has ever seen a body….the picture (of the ambulance ride) is said to have only been a wax figure….
I grew up in CA and watched Michael Jackson grow up – and grow to be the biggest celebrity of all time.
If you go back to interviews when MJ was in his 20’s – he actually talks many times about creating illusions and how much he liked to surprise people and how he wanted to leave the country (as one ex.-see the interview with Diane Sawyer, with Lisa Marie Presley and MJ)one day to find peace and solitude…he actually talked about this all the time in interviews…if you want to see it for yourself, leave a message and I will gather the links and post them, so people can hear and see it straight from Michael Jackson. He was gathering furnishings over the last few yrs and had already spent time overseas in both the middle east and in Europe, living -and looking/purchasing at least two estates.
Michael also very openly talked about how he loved the idea of disguising himself so he could live life normally….and experience things as others do in the world.
Have you heard the 911 call that was released the next day? The media claimed no one knew who made the call…..don’t you think they would dig deeper to find out? The caller also said no one else was there except for the Dr., although later, his bother claimed to have been there. The number of discrepancies is incredible. In one interview when
La Toya is driving up to the house, she tells the reporter that “…Michael really appreciates all the support too…” Then , in a phone interview with Quincy Jones, he says “ I am really sad that Michael had to leave / left us”…..
One video clip shows his mother coming back from his house in a car, and she has no sad emotion at all….do you really think she would be that way?
There are so many clues to all of this, if you simply research -beyond the media hype –(they know NOTHING.)
Out of all the people in the world, MJ had the most intelligence and THE most valid reason to do something like this. He wanted to live, and the world was robbing him of this.
Comment by anonymous2 | July 6, 2009
Michael is been see a live after they prenounce his dead.
He is been seen in Ottawa/ Canada see the youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaW17K2Jbl0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uzXfDX
take a look over here
Comment by Jackson is Alive | July 7, 2009
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/perez-hilton-reports-michael-jackson-fakes-his-death/
Comment by Jackson is Alive | July 7, 2009
I believe he is alive.
Comment by caroline | August 21, 2009