Another reason Wisconsin is better.

The 2009 Miss Beer Cart Pageant:

Speed cart stocking and Bloody Mary mixing will be among the skills on display July 14 in the preliminaries for the 2009 Miss Beer Cart Wisconsin Pageant Tournament. The preliminaries will be held at McGillycuddy’s Bar & Grill, 1135 N. Water St.

The event will be open to the public (must be 21 to attend). Contestants from throughout the state will compete to become finalists in the Miss Beer Cart Wisconsin Pageant Tournament. Golfers are encouraged to visit www.MissBeerCart.com to nominate their favorite beer cart drivers and sign up to play in the tournament.

The finals are held August 7-8. We at The Trog will endeavor to keep you updated.

Hat tip Sean Hackbarth, who adds: “Why can’t ABC put this on television instead of Wipeout?”