“I have an unnatural man-crush on Christian Bale.”

Christian Schneider went and saw the new Johnny Depp/Christian Bale flick “Public Enemies,” and he wasn’t impressed.

Noting that the movie was shot in Wisconsin, largely on the strength of tax incentives we offered at the time, Schneider notes:

Conservatives have an opportunity here – if government-subsidized movies are this bad, imagine how bad government health care will be. If people draw the connection, single-payer government health plans will be dead within a week.

But what if it would have been even worse * without the subsidy. Didja ever think of that?

Say, did I ever tell you about the time I helped Christian Bale tie his tie?

* This in no way constitutes agreement with Schneider’s opinion.