I got a couple of live ones over here!

Last week, I titled a post “It Begins.” The “it” being rumors that Michael Jackson faked his own death.

Here’ the link to the original story.

Artist’s rendering of Jackson, still alive:

Naturally, that post was a tough one to write due to the way my eyes kept rolling to the back of my head. I never imagined that anybody actually believed it, until “anonymous2” commented:

No one in the media has ever seen a body….the picture (of the ambulance ride) is said to have only been a wax figure….

…If you go back to interviews when MJ was in his 20’s – he actually talks many times about creating illusions and how much he liked to surprise people and how he wanted to leave the country … He was gathering furnishings over the last few yrs and had already spent time overseas in both the middle east and in Europe, living -and looking/purchasing at least two estates.

…Michael also very openly talked about how he loved the idea of disguising himself so he could live life normally….and experience things as others do in the world.

Right after that, “Jackson is alive” posted a couple of YouTube links, which, here, let’s just click on that…

Holy crap, there’s a website! The Michael Jackson Sighting Society!

See, if only one sucker was born every minute, things like this wouldn’t happen.

Look, guys, if Michael Jackson really was still alive, could his ghost be haunting Neverland?

LOS ANGELES, CA – Fans across the Internet have been speculating about the possible appearance of Michael Jackson’s ghost in a CNN video!

A CNN crew was at Michael Jackson’s former home, Neverland, broadcasting a tour of the house. As the reporter is showing the audience around the estate, a shadow clearly moves across the hallway! Is it Jackson’s spirit, forever imprisoned in Neverland?

UPDATE – Linked by Marathon Pundit, who did not see Michael in Gary, Indiana the other night.

UPDATE II - Linked by Paco Enterprises. I didn’t actually predict the “Michael’s alive” thing. I was just the first one to make fun of it.

UPDATE III – Linked by Fishersville Mike, who hasn’t seen Elvis in a while, either. I sure hope he’s okay.