Levi Johnston is single. Meghan McCain is single.

The question is: if we get these two together, will they shut up? Cancel each other out? Or will the I-Can’t-Stop-My-Mouth effect go exponential?

Hat tip Alarming News

UPDATE - Linked by Tom McMahon and GOP 12. And The Daley Gator.

UPDATE II - Memeorandum thread!

UPDATE III - Pundette links, although she’s got other ideas about Levi. The Sundries Shack agrees with Pundette. Fishersville Mike thinks me and Chuck Woolery should talk. Chris Wysocki…well, I don’t wanna tell you what he’s thinking about.

UPDATE IV - Pat Austin has her doubts. I think she just wants Levi for herself.

UPDATE V - Linked by At The Point Of A Gun, where Dave notices something I missed.

UPDATE VI - Linked at Riehl World View, too. I think this is the most action I’ve ever gotten from a single blog post. Except for “Yuri Fujikawa ‘too beautiful’ to be a politican?” But all the traffic there is from people in Spain and Indonesia.

UPDATE VII - Yes, we have shattered the record for updates on a single post, and that’s without even giving every new link its own update.

Linked at Backyard Conservative. Linked by R.S. McCain, who further suggests that Meghan might…might someday…

…no, it’s too awful. I can’t say it.