Warning: In the movie <em>“Field of Dreams,”</em> a young girl very nearly choked to death on one of these.

Watch out, man. Those hot dogs are bad.

Anti-Meat Group: Your Oscar Mayer Needs a Warning Label

The Cancer Project, an offshoot of a pro-vegetarian organization, wants to force hot dog makers to use warning labels. The organization filed a lawsuit Wednesday in New Jersey.

What, pray tell, might that warning label say? The TrogloPundit offers his helpful suggestions:

• Warning: eating these may cause your more immature, frat-boy-wannabe buddies to make off-color jokes.

• Warning: not made of actual dog.

• Warning: quantity of contents may not match the quantity of buns in a single package.

• Warning: the existence of this product may cause stupidity. But not in those actually eating it.

The Cancer Project should hire me. Or at least pay me a retainer for consultation.