McArdle Explains Why We Rich People Oppose ObamaCare

Megan McArdle hits the nail on the thumb:

I know, most of you have already figured out why I oppose national health care. In a nutshell, I hate the poor and want them to die so that all my rich friends can use their bodies as mulch for their diamond ranches.

Both the flora and fauna residing on my diamond ranch are suffering from malnutrition. Please help!

(Oh, and McArdle outlines a few other minor considerations as well.)