I sure am getting a lot of lovely young women wanting to follow me on Twitter lately.
And they’re all bored. They all say so. And they’re really anxious to have naughty webcam fun. So anxious, they give me both an email address and a website.
No, I’m not going to tell you what the email and website are. Get your own porn spam.
Well, yes, it’s porn spam. Sorry: did I imply that I’m a twitter-magnet for sexy young women?
Other questions: does anybody else get a half-dozen porn spam twitter followers or so a day? Or is it just me? And if it’s just me…why just me?
More importantly, how come none of them are named Tonya?
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Ugh! They’re following me too! I delete at least 20 of them a day. FAIL!
I just ignore them … funny though, Troglo!
Sniff, I guess I’m not cool enough to warrant porn spam followers. I am a magnet for the MLM guys though.
The majority of my Twitter followers are cam-girls. It’s just the damn porn-bots finding me every time I call Obama a “dick.”
I’m crushed!!! I thought only I had these secret admirers.