Racist android ninjas with laser vision.

Now there’s a movie I’d like to see. Problem being: who do they fight? The obvious answer is zombies – probably mutant zombies with symbiotic cyborg puff adders in battle armor – except with the word “racist” in there, the zombies would have to be the good guys.

And the zombies are never the good guys.

The racist android ninjas could slowly come to realize that their racism is the result of deep-seated anxieties caused by fractured relationships with emotionally distant fathers, and thus overcome it just in time to accept the help of the mysterious old Navajo shaman and his eagle friend, Bob.

But that would make it a chick flick, so screw that.

Oh, it was Jonah Goldberg who wrote the “racist android ninjas” line. I found it over at Ed Driscoll’s.

Slightly related note: how great a country is this, where we have one movie titled “Cheerleader Ninjas” (2002), and a whole other movie titled “Ninja Cheerleaders” (2008)?

Because I am a kind and generous TrogloPundit, I found the trailer for “Ninja Cheerleaders” on YouTube. Enjoy!