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Quote of the day, Star Trek Review edition:

August 25, 2009

Via Jamie Jeffords:

Wesley falls in love with a pretty girl who turns out to be a slobbering monster. He is lucky. Usually, you have to marry a woman before you find out she is actually a vicious creature aiming to rip your throat out if the toilet seat is left up.

I’m sure he isn’t speaking from personal experience.

Jamie also notes that a remake of the 1981 classic “Excalibur” is in the works.

The rather cheesy trailer:

The movie’s better. Hey, Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Qui-Gon Jinn are in it.

Anyway, we can’t stop them from doing a re-make. If they’re gonna, they’re gonna.

But, guys, you’d better not screw it up.

While we’re on the subject of Liam Neeson and remakes: Neeson is going to play Zeus in a remake of “Clash of the Titans,” and John “Hannibal” Smith in a remake of “The A-Team.”

I had no idea his career was going so poorly.

Although, to put a positive spin on it, if there are two movies that couldn’t possibly be made any worse, those are them.

4 Comments
  1. August 25, 2009 7:37 am

    Have you seen Taken? Awesome movie.

  2. August 25, 2009 8:11 pm

    Now hold on here hoss. Liam Neeson as Hannibal Smith? Are you f-ing serious? Because that my friend is a Travesty. Vin Diesel maybe, but definitely NOT Liam Neeson.

    The A-Team was Righteous. They can’t muck it up. They just can’t.

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