Dude. You did not just call me a metrosexual.
Alternate headline: Oh no you di’nt [snap, snap, snap].
Smitty thinks The Trog is losing his Rule 5 touch. He writes:
Broad-jumping the shark in completely metrosexual puffy slippers occurred when he claimed to post a hot Danica Patrick photo. We may have to deploy Stacy to Michigan to offer Trog some counseling and mooch any neck ties that Trog owns, before a tragedy occurs.
First of all: if you do deploy Stacy to “counsel” me, please do send him to Michigan. I can’t think of a more effective place for him to do that. Except maybe Yakutsk.
Second of all, I can not believe I have to explain this. Danica Patrick. This woman:
…enjoys lounging around her living room… watching football.
Now, granted, the post in question was a picture taken by Danica herself, and showed only her fuzzy-slipper-clad feet propped up on a coffee table with the SportsCenter logo on TV in the background. Perhaps, to the unimaginative, that isn’t enough to qualify as legitimate Rule 5 blogging.
Still. It is difficult for me to believe that any red-blooded American male could be aware of this incredible but rare juxtaposition of desirable female attributes and not come away just a little light-headed.
Of course, Smitty is a Navy man…
UPDATE – Linked by GatorDoug, who better hope that little “rumor” doesn’t take root.
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Smitty’s a Squid, eh? That ‘splains a lot.
OK, I got nothin’.
If you were dumb enough to read only the line above the DP picture in the Rule 5 Sunday post, you could get the impression that Lance was in the slippers, looking at some mess on the screen that was supposed to be DP.
I regret conflating Michigan and Wisconsin. So much info, so little brain.
The Rule 5 Sunday post was prepared in haste, and fact-checked by a bunch of salamanders down in the bilge. Which have been sacked.
But ‘metrosexual’ sure got under your skin…
–Chris
Geez, Smitty, can’t a guy pick a fight with you?
Smitty has become a friend of mine in the past number of months, so I hate to say this, but: HE’S WRONG, WRONG, W-R-O-N-G!
Your, sir, are suave. There’s quite a bit of difference between the two: Brad Pitt = Metrosexual, Dean Martin = Suave.