And just what the hell is <em>that</em> supposed to mean (part ix)?

John Hawkins:

If Gaia herself could speak to you, she would give you troglodytes a tongue-lashing — and that’s just for the polar bears alone.

First of all, if Gaia was so worried about polar bears, She wouldn’t have made them so delicious.

Second of all…a tongue lashing? Please. Granny Wanggaard smacked me in the back of the head so hard that a piece of bread flew out of my mouth and into the living room right in front of my fiancee the day I brought her to meet the family.

And third of all, just watch the way you say troglodyte, man. Your basement doesn’t have to stay dry, you know.