Over at Right Wing News today:

• Democrats call upon an angry god to smite those who oppose them

And:

• How to smear an entire political group without taking the blame for smearing an entire political group, Eugene Robinson-style

Here’s a clip from that one:

Here’s how it works.

One: start with one black president.

Two: add peaceful (if rowdy) protest.

Three: enjoy the widespread appreciation that lively debate can ensue in the post-racial society called Obamaland.

Ha! I crack myself up. Number three should read: Racism!

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Well that’s what I heard.