Top 10 pickup lines sure to get you slapped.
September 25, 2009
Caution: off-color. And, yeah, pretty rude. It’s a little hard to believe that anybody actually would say any of these things. Except to somebody they knew would take it as a joke…or if they were really drunk…or just a jerk…
Yeah, okay, I guess it’s not that hard to believe.
Still rude, though. Except for #8. You know, sometimes you just can’t remember which jar you put the chloroform in. And #9: maybe you’re just awkwardly asking if she wants to babysit?
Anyway.
Bonus question: was the girl in the video wearing earrings?
No fair going back to look again.
Same girl with another list here.
Two comments –
Who IS that adorable young lady and does she have a YT channel other than that annoying psychic whateverthehellitis creature?
“pickup lines” are for losers. Learn to actually talk to people and you don’t need phony shit like that. If you can’t think of anything intelligent to sat to a girl who looks like that — you’re hopeless.
Well these are pretty lame pick up lines, but the truth is that it really doesn’t matter what you say, it is how you say it. If you are a douche bag, that will come through crystal clear, if you are a confident, good guy, that will come through as well, no matter what comes out of your mouth.