Well, I guess I can’t rule either of those out, but…
You might have heard this story:
A skull long believed to be Adolf Hitler’s is actually the remains of a woman, according to a scientist who has taken DNA samples from it.
Soviet troops found the skull among charred remains outside Hitler’s bunker in Berlin in 1945. The Russians said at the time that the remains confirmed that the Nazi dictator had shot himself on April 30, 1945, and then been cremated along with his wife Eva Braun.
But University of Connecticut archaeologist and bone specialist Nick Bellantoni says the skull belonged to a woman under age 40, and not Hitler, who was 56 when he died, Britain’s Sky News reported.
Matthew Archbold thus concludes:
So this leads to one or two conclusions. Hitler was a chick or…HE’S STILL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Either one freaks me out.
Well, it’s true, I’ve never seen Hitler naked. So I can’t rule it out that “he” might have been a “she.”
A really ugly she, but, I guess…remember those female East German Olympians from the Cold War?
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