The Trog Has Left the Building

I’m off to Florida for the rest of this week on a fact-finding mission to determine the effects of global warming on college students who make extra money wearing cartoon-character costumes with oversized heads.

Critics have suggested that taking a jet (and eating meat, and having lots of kids) on this fact-finding mission may have the effect of tainting any findings by contributing to global warming, but I believe the fact that I do not have a dog is more than enough to alleviate any such effect.

I’ll be back Sunday, probably with a bad sunburn. In the meantime, please welcome your guest-troglodytes, Grandpa Steve and Mister Pterodactyl. Mister Pterodactyl hasn’t actually confirmed that he will guest-trog this week, but we’ll put him on the spot anyway.

Seeya.