Upgrading Television Series

Scuttlebutt has it that ABC is planning an upgrade for its prime time show ‘Super Nanny.’ This new format will confront an unruly electorate termed to have become ‘evil mongers,’ ‘mobsters,’ ‘racists,’ ‘Nazis,’ and ‘clingers to their guns and religion.’ The new show will feature a new cast: Barnanny Frank

Harpy Reid

Nanny Pelosi

Barack Nanny-O

It is hoped that this program will get America back on the European Social Democracy track.