Well that’s a helluva welcome home.

I go out of my way to come all the way back from Florida (where, by the way, it is definitely not a dry heat) just so I can watch the Viqueens beat Green Bay? In Green Bay?

And now there isn’t a Sunday night football game on?

I’m feeling just a little bit unloved.

On the up side: Grandpa Steve and Mister Pterodactyl guest-blogged so well that, unlike last time, traffic actually swung upwards in my absence. A resurgence of the Gina Carano google bomb was one big reason, but what the hell. Traffic was only on the downswing previous to them guest-blogging because the Gina Carano (and Hayden Panettiere) google bombs took a short nap.

Of course, it was only up previous to that because both those google bombs were going off at the same time, but never mind that.

Thanks, guys.