She may never find work in Hollywood again.

Not after this: Cancer-surviving actress slams federal government as being more concerned about money than American women

In the wake of the new federal recommendations that only women aged 50-74 need routine mammograms and that self examination shouldn’t be taught, breast cancer survivor Olivia Newton-John has spoken out that such advice is an absolute “mistake.”

…The “Grease” beauty said she also can’t help but feel the government is sacrificing a woman’s health for financial reasons.

I know the mammogram story’s a little old, but come on! A Hollywood star – okay, so maybe she hasn’t been a legitimate Hollywood star for a while now, but still: noticing how government health care is more about the money than about the care?

Are pigs falling from the sky? Of course not! They can fly!

Of course, the story refers to Newton-John as a “starlet.” She’s 61, so obviously that throws the whole story’s accuracy into question.