Turkeymotivators

Let me be perfectly clear: when I say “turkey,” I’m referring to the bird. I know I have to spell that out for some of you jackbooted right wingers out there (coughSteve).

Anyway. Fellow Cheese’o'Spherian Randy Melchert took it upon himself to start a new automotivator theme (because he couldn’t just sit around waiting for you to do it, now could he?), and naturally I’m taking up the challenge:

You know I can’t resist a Star Wars reference. And:

Think you can do better than us? Fine. Here’s the original picture:

And here’s another angle, in case you want it:

Click on them for bigger versions. Then click here for the automotivator page (also found conveniently on the TrogloSidebar), and email them to me, or email me a link to your blog where you done posted your quite obviously inferior attempt. I shall post any follow-ups I receive.

Thanks, Randy!

UPDATE - Okay, so Chris Wysocki might have done better.