A few random quotes

• Two reasons to be of good cheer: 1) Support for the Senate healthcare bill is falling to pieces; 2) You’re not Harry Reid.

Or Mr. Pelosi, for that matter.

• What’s the worst part of a gathering of right-wing bloggers? Somebody’s gotta be on the far left side of the photo.

• The high cost of lords, plus the expense of international air travel, spurred the Compensation Committee to suggest replacing this group with ten out-of-work congressmen. While leaping ability may be somewhat sacrificed, the savings are significant as we expect an oversupply of unemployed congressmen next year.

• I didn’t know he’d had an affair with Meghan McCain!

• He deserved an early Christmas present.