Wow, man, there really is no keeping some women happy.

The skinny:

• Carol, photoshopess extraordinaire of No Sheeples Here, wants to go to Pasadena to see the National Championship game.

She’s a ‘Bama fan, see.

She can get there herself, no problem. But getting tickets…problem. They’re kinda hard to come by.

• Robert Stacy McCain also wants to go to the game. The way Carol figures, he can get press credentials – he can get into the game! So she’s started a campaign to convince him to take her along.

Okay. So Stacy set a few criteria – a few things he needs to have happen before Carol’s wish can come true. One of them was:

4. The TrogloPundit ending his vicious campaign of cheesehead rumor mongering.

So I, in my kindness and generosity, wrote:

I will promise not to begin a “vicious campaign of cheesehead rumor mongering,” and I’ll hope that this will be enough.

But is Carol grateful? Does she recognize the sacrifice I’m making, giving up one of my life’s joys as if it were a full rack of slowly barbecued pork ribs on a Friday night in Lent?

Noooooo. She writes:

Evil Trog vs. Obi-Sheeple-Kenobi. Now, put that in your cheese jerky and smoke it! You know better than to throw down the “Photoshop Gauntlet”.

Do I deserve this? When I’m trying to be nice? When I’m trying to be generous?

So. What’s a TrogloPundit to do? Maybe…leave a comment?

Hey, good idea. Think I’ll do that.

UPDATE - SmittyLanche!