Get back to clicking, dammit.

Now, look: Christmas is over. I know, we’ve got New Year’s this week, and a whole lotta football to watch. But those aren’t nearly the shop-travel-and-family deals that Christmas is, so there’s no good reason for you people to be spending any less time on the internet than you were the week before Christmas.

So start clicking, dammit. My traffic still sucks.

Okay, fine, I’ll try to post some click-worthy content. Try, I said. No promises.

Of course, if you’re reading this, then you’ve already clicked, and are thus not the problem. You are part of the solution. And damned good-looking, too, if you don’t mind me saying. Lost a little weight? No? Well it must be your fine taste in reading material. Makes you look younger.

The rest of you: slackers. Ignorant, ugly, smelly, and stupid. Lazy. No ambition whatsoever. No drive.