And now, young Skywalker, you will die.

I saw this picture, and instantly had the Emperor’s final speech – well, final few lines – in “Return of the Jedi” running through my head, but in Barack Obama’s oft-pausing giving-a-speech voice.

“If (pause) you will not be turned (pause, pause, pause), you will be (pause) destroyed.”

Alternately: “Avada…Kedavra!”

Wow, even I thought that was nerdy.