“Pithiness” is just a lispy synonym for “pissiness.”

I didn’t watch the State of the Union Address the other night. I wouldn’t have, probably, anyway, but the fact is I had to work late to pay the taxes I knew would follow whatever the President proposed.

Could be true.

Anyway. Fact is, I didn’t need to watch it. I have the internet. For example, at Adrienne’s Corner, a pithy summation:

1. It’s Bush’s fault
2. Blah, Blah, Blah
3. Bankers and “rich” people are evil so we’re going to tax them out of existence
4. Blah, Blah, Blah
5. He’s going to help “small” business become “big” business so he can tax them out of existence
6. Blah, Blah, Blah
7. He’s going to interfere even more in education
8. Blah, Blah, Blah
9. He’s doubling down on health insurance reform
10. Blah, Blah, Blah
11. Aren’t I great?
12. and he finished with Blah, Blah, Blah

The funny thing is: she could’ve written that before she watched the speech. Which is the real reason I didn’t, and never do.

Hat tip The Other McCain