I was Danicablogging before Danicablogging was cool.
But now that it is cool, I’m happy to take the credit. Rounding things up:
Lance Burri understands this too. And he is the King of Danicalanches, so best of luck to Danica today. The better she does, the better bloggers like Lance and I do.
Troglo’s pushing back against those allegedly shoehorning on his “Danicalanches.”
Just trying to steal some of Lance’s Danicalanche.
…it pains me to see that he is obviously suffering from some sort of mental illness…Mr. Suave, normally a rather decent and honorable fellow…
“It was terribly distracting,” Patrick said in the pit area afterwards, as she stripped off her fireproof racing suit to reveal a stunning black bikini. “I was trying to concentrate on achieving yet another mediocre finish when suddenly I started getting all these Google alerts on my iPhone. I was trying to Twitter a message to Donald — I mean, yeah, Troglopundit is totally trying to hog the action — and then, ‘Blam!’ Some guy rams into me and I’m out of the race. Bummer.”
After the wreck, Danica blamed one Lance Burri, who has become, according to some sources, a Danica-obsessed blogger. “That guy, that Trolglo blogging guy, Lance Burri, was clearly at fault today. He was the distraction that led to me crashing.”
Indeed, I can be distracting.
And then Troglopundit spoke.
And just for historical value:
Danica Patrick! Led Indy 500 with 25 laps to go
Yahoo Sports has more about her than about the actual winner…um…hang on, I’ll check and see who that was.
Wow, that was all the way back in 2005, you bunch of Johnny-come-latelies. No worries, though. Plenty of room on this here bandwagon.
Buckle up, though, ’cause I’m driving.
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