Reading between the Carol’s Closet lines:

Carol opened her closet and quickly shoved news of my impending birthday in and slammed the door shut before all the junk and crap and carefully-wrapped ceramic unicorns she’s got stuffed in there could come piling out until it buried her up to her neck.

But what’s she really trying to say?

It is said…

Only “said,” implying that it might not be true, implying that I was falsely spreading around news of my first blogiversary…just to pull in a few extra hits!

I think she just called me a genius!

…that the Troglopundit is having an anniversary tomorrow.

She wrote this yesterday.

Hmmm. Given that the rumor is being advanced by somewhat respectable bloggers (The Classical Liberal, Caught you with a Corndog, The Other McCain, Wyblog, Fisherville Mike, The Camp of the Saints, The Blogprof and Trainwife)…

Can’t help but notice that my name isn’t on that list. Does that mean I’m not a “respectable blogger,” or that I’m not a “somewhat respectable blogger?” Should I be insulted? Or complimented?

…I wish to join with my campadres in congratulating Sir Trog on his milestone and thank him for the unmeasurable pleasure his blog has provided to me.

It’s shameless the way she flirts.

And another thing: I know there’s a few blogs out there still that linked yesterday (and/or today) which I haven’t acknowledged. So stay tuned.

UPDATE - in the comments, Carol says:

Sir, southern women do not flirt. We glow.

I stand corrected, Ma’am.