So I’ve been taking some flak for having enjoyed some of the ice dancing performances the other night.

The ones where they dressed up in costume, you know, and seemed like they were all having a really good time.

See, I didn’t tune in to purposely watch ice dancing. I tuned in to watch skiing and bobsledding. Ice dancing was just on. Still, I enjoyed it. Much looser, much more fun than the usual figure skating programs.

Yet, because I wasn’t glued to the US-Canada hockey game, my manhood has been questions. So. In my defense:

• Exhibit 1;

• Exhibit 2;

• Exhibit 3;

• Exhibit 4;

And, my favorite,

• Exhibit 5: