Hey, sometimes you gotta pick your nose.
Nobody else was going to pick it for him, after all. At least, I wasn’t. Maybe Andrew Sullivan. Yeah, that I could see.
Hey, Andrew! I just called you a substitute nose-picker! You gonna nominate me for one of those Malkin Awards now?
Oh, fine, I suppose I ought to tell you what I’m talking about. No Sheeples Here is…um…picking on the President for…um…
Amid the death stares and the scolding of Eric Cantor (R-VA) for the stack of paper he brought to the healthcare summit—calling it a political stunt— we have this You Tube™ legacy moment: Fearless Reader extracts a nose nugget.
And, yes, by “extracts a nose nugget,” she means picking his nose. She’s got the video, even.
As Stacy McCain puts it: eeeewwww.
But you know what? Let’s put this into context. President Obama was sitting at the head of the table. All the Democrats were on his left side. All the Republicans were on his right. He used his right hand – the hand to the Republican side of the table – to…um, well, you know.
So the real question is: was he picking, scratching, or checking his ammo supply?
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