Brackets? What brackets?

I don’t have brackets. I have unrecognizable piles of badly charred ruins. Haitian earthquake victims won’t go anywhere near my brackets. No, thanks, they say. We’ll sleep out in the rain.

Alternate title: Sad Badgers.

The final score:

Cornell 87
Wisconsin 69

This is the second year in a row the Badgers got bounced in the second round by a double-digit-seeded team.

Son of a…

At least Michigan St. and Ohio St. won, so at least 12.5% of the Sweet Sixteen will be teams from the Big Ten. Go Purdue! Make it 18.75%!