Republican Party of Dane County Apologizes For Its Opposition To Obamacare

That’s Dane County, Wisconsin. Madison’s the county seat, so you know this isn’t exactly Conservative Central.

Found this in my inbox today. You’ve gotta read it to believe it:

Republican Party of Dane County Apologizes For Its Opposition To Obamacare

We at the Republican Party of Dane County would like to publicly apologize for opposing the Obamacare health care bill. We have now seen the light and support it. There are a few reasons for our change of heart:

The Democrats are correct that the health insurance companies don’t make enough money. Obamacare will be the largest transfer of wealth to the health insurance industry in history. The Democrats are also correct that our budget deficit isn’t large enough. Moody’s has warned that passing this bill will likely cost the United States its AAA bond rating – and we agree with the Democrats in saying “good riddance!”

The Democrats are correct that it’s ridiculous that all Americans now have access to health care. Obamacare will dramatically decrease the number of doctors, and will dramatically decrease the amount of medical innovation in this nation. Who needs new cancer drugs anyway? More than 6% of United Kingdom citizens have reported pulling out their own teeth because they can’t get access to a dentist, despite “universal” health care. That’s the spirit!

Finally, we agree with Democrats that the electoral chances of the Democratic Party in 2010 are far more important than whether a new unfunded entitlement system that we’ll be stuck with forever is good for this nation. They have argued incessantly that even Democratic congressmen who hate the bill should vote for it because of the electoral consequences in 2010 and 2012. Absolutely!

So we applaud the Democratic Party. It takes a great amount of courage to simultaneously put aside the US Constitution, the laws of economics, the negative effects of a bill on the quality of health care in this nation, and the will of the people. Open the fridge and crack open a cold one, Democrats. You’ve earned it!

You need a sense of humor to be a Republican in Madison. And they are, after all, Republicans in Madison.

UPDATE - Linked at No Runny Eggs. And at The Linkiest. Those plus the Katrina Hodge google bomb I’ve been getting today, and it’s going to be a good traffic day.

UPDATE II - Somebody calling himself iamsaved links in the comments over at Michelle Malkin’s. Thanks, man. Or woman.

UPDATE III – “It drips Moxie,” says Redstate.