He must’ve “needed killin’”
Washington Post: Texas gov. shoots, kills ‘wily’ coyote during jog
AUSTIN, Texas — Pistol-packing Texas Gov. Rick Perry has a message for wily coyotes out there: Don’t mess with my dog.
Perry told The Associated Press on Tuesday he needed just one shot from the laser-sighted pistol he sometimes carries while jogging to take down a coyote that menaced his puppy during a February run near Austin.
Take that, varmint! Now: how long before some Lefty says he’s making the whole thing up?
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“Texas gov. shoots, kills ‘wily’ coyote during jog”
The Road Runner could not be reached for comment.
(How in the world did you miss that one?)
Maybe I’m just trying not to hog all the good lines.