Maxim announces their Hot 100 for 2010 – at #1…none of Trog’s favorites.

I therefore declare this story biased, poorly-researched, and probably the result of an overdependence on prescription pharmaceuticals.

Yeah, okay, Katy Perry (the winner) isn’t exactly ugly:

Um…okay, maybe that’s not a great picture of her. It was the first one that came up when I googled, which sounds oddly dirty in this context.

Plus, Trog favorite Megan Fox ranked in at #5; Danica Patrick came in at #25, and Hayden Panettiere – The Trog’s Top Random Click for April, 2010 – was #30.

So it’s not like my regulars got shut out or anything.

Gina Carano, in a travesty of justice, did not make the list. But, then, Emmanuelle Chriqui only made #68. Chriqui, you may recall, was AskMen’s #1 “Most Desirable Woman of 2010.” Number one in one poll, but #68 in another?

Clearly, these things aren’t scientific.