An argument against high heels?

Via Dustbury: high heels make you useless during a zombie event.

Would you want to know, in your final seconds, that if your shoes had only been two inches shorter, you might have lived?

Dustbury notes that he, himself, wouldn’t make this argument, but to each his (or, in this case, her) own.

Me: I’m not one to discount the danger of Zombie Apocalypse, of course. It’s not a matter of “if:” it’s a matter of “when.”

Still, let’s take a moment to ask ourselves: how far do we really need to go on a day-to-day basis to be prepared for that eventuality? Do away with high heels altogether?

My advice: keep a pair of sneakers in the office; in the car; at your parent’s and at the boyfriend’s. It’s not such an inconvenience. You keep a spare gun at all those places, don’t you?