Megan Fox: unavailable.
And I don’t just mean emotionally. Although that could crop up, it’s not our problem. Not anymore.
Yeah, okay, it was never going to be our problem. The story:
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married at a small, intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii, TMZ has learned.
The couple tied the knot late last week. We’re told only a half-dozen people attended.
Now listen you two: you know we’re all completely cynical about Hollywood marriages out here in America. We think this is all some kind of…well, maybe not a sham, exactly, but it’s not a real marriage. Not in our minds. Not in the blogosphere. Not out here in “Middle America.”
We’re pretty sure this won’t last but a couple years at best. Soon as the tabloid headlines die down, you can betcher sweet tattoo, one of you – maybe both – will be seen out with somebody else.
Just like Jen and Angelina and Brad.
That’s what we think. So. Prove us wrong, you crazy kids. Prove us wrong.
In other Single Guy’s News today:
Former Miss California and author Carrie Prejean is getting ready to tie the knot with her NFL boyfriend, according to a report from TMZ.
Prejean, 23, has been linked to Kyle Boller, a 29-year-old quarterback for the Oakland Raiders, since last summer. According to TMZ, the wedding will take place Friday.
Good luck to ‘em. Especially to Kyle. Not because he’s getting married: because he works for Al Davis. Carrie, he’ll be needing some good ol’ fashioned sugar when he gets home from work.
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