The science is settled: the universe is racist.
July 17, 2010
Why Our Universe Must Have Been Born Inside a Black Hole
A small change to the theory of gravity implies that our universe inherited its arrow of time from the black hole in which it was born.
But, see, black holes are racist:
Oh, so, what, you cracker universe? Being in a black hole not good enough for you, right? No, you didn’t want to get all contaminated with the blackness. Oh, and don’t even let that black hole think about dating your daughter, right? So you ran like the lily cracker you are. You just had to get out of there.
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