Please welcome your Guest Bloggers…

…Mister Pterodactyl, and Grandpa Steve. Here’s them:

They’re two of them, anyway. I forget which two.

I thought about asking Glenn Reynolds to guest blog, but he’s never asked me, so…

And why? Once a year (or so), my wife and children band together, dragging me physically away from the computer and up the stairs, into the …the sunlight, for God’s sake…shoving me bodily into the family van, handcuffing me to the steering wheel and saying: “drive!”

Bathroom breaks are under supervision of the 10-year-old. You do not want to cross him when he’s holding a cattle prod.

So I drive, and drive, and drive, until we stop and pitch a tent. That’s right: camping. Outdoors. Under the sky.

(shudder.)

Should I survive all this…this…nature, I shall return to the TrogloCave on Monday, August 2. I trust you’ll all be here, sorry to see Grandpa Steve and Mister Pterodactyl go.