More proof the zombiepocalypse is almost here

Are you a zombie?  A zombie of discerning tastes?  Do you crave brains, but crave that classy brain-eating experience even more?  Do you sip cerebrospinal fluid with pinkie finger proudly straightened?  Well, our finest human chefs* have been preparing for the infection/extrasolar radiation event/poorly translated resurrection spell that is surely just around the corner:

Eat Read the whole thing.

*In the hope you’ll eat them last, of course.