“Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!”

“You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Twilight Zone!”

Ha. Kidding. Even Rod Serling would never try to pass these off:

• Top Muslims Condemn Ground Zero Mosque as a ‘Zionist Conspiracy’

• Mosque supporters beg George W. Bush to come to Obama’s rescue

• I wish they’d move the mosque, says … Howard Dean

Note: Dean didn’t offer that on his own. The interviewer asked him: “Are you calling for the mosque to be moved?” And Dean said:

“I think another site would be a better idea…but I would look to do that with the cooperation of the people who are trying to build the mosque.”

Not quite the same as bringing it up on his own, but he’s standing by it anyway, so, good.

Here, listen to it yourself: