The TrogloPundit does not – repeat <em>not</em> – “feed on partisan cash.” But he sure is hungry.

Alternate title: I feel so dirty; I’d better go take a bath…in my money vault.

According to the Daily Caller’s Jonathan Strong, there are bloggers on the Right who…gasp!…get paid.

“Riehl World View” readers might be interested to know that (Dan) Riehl (of Riehl World View) is not simply a blogger, but also a paid consultant to the RNC. In an interview, Riehl said he was paid an amount in the “hundreds of dollars” for writing a strategy document on how the RNC could better reach out to bloggers.

Well I, for one, am shocked. Shocked! I thought Dan had more self respect than to work for mere “hundreds of dollars.”

And…yep, there, y’see? You went and got Dan all peeved. He’s in a wee bit of a snit, fer cry-eye. Even lighting up his Cuban with a C-note while being massaged by half Tiger Woods’ menagerie aboard his 45-foot yacht – and, remember, Dan’s so rich he can afford to moor that yacht in Massachusetts – might not cheer him up.

Well, while Dan’s distracted, this might be a good time to point out that The Trog is available. Public relations; consulting; telling the edible luminescent moss apart from the really crappy stuff. Very reasonable rates, too. Email on the sidebar.

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